putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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things from the wonderful life of dan

180mph:

Why is it so hard to find fellow ultra conservative right wingers my age who are interested in no strings attached premarital sex

cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via fuckreiva)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

end0skeletal:

In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.

I miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu c: <3

is that a sodney?????

mamamura:

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.